HELLO MY NAME IS ALEX I AM GOOD PUKE MAN HOW ARE YOU TODAY
Did a press conference yesterday as part of my bid for the US presidency. I think it went well.
How am I going to fill my foot spa if there is a hosepipe ban? And how will I make all the mud nice and wet so i can roll around and poo in it?
Mr WINDY PIG of the glorious republic of b3ta provides this viewing delight today!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGLINGTON EGGLESBORT THE SECOND
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONGY
This is to celebrate Mr mongychops from b3ta’s birthday. Hooray.
BRILLO Vladimir shows us the perils of over indulging at this festive period. Well said vlad. Well said.
Setup….Beat….POPE! by WELL HEADED Two Hats! What a guy.
The MASTERFUL Vladimir brings us today’s very special SBP, it’s a TEXT BEAT PUKE in textular format.
The WISE Mark Morrison’s Prison Shoes sent this in, with the following scratched on the back:
“I had a hurty mouth and the doc didn’t help at all!!!!”
I hope we can all take solace from these words.
The MARVELOUS Manolith brings us this topical look at a current Internet Meme. The appropriate response is deployed.
ALSO look at his WORDS:
